Hertz (Almost)NeverLost

Those of you who have rented from Hertz may be familiar with their NeverLost, or satellite navigation system. We opted for it with our rental because we thought it may come in handy -- and it did. Well, some of the time. I don't know that we can endorse the name "NeverLost", but perhaps UsuallyNotLost? We've come to love her, though, and have accepted her as our third passenger. Unfortunately she spent most of her time "Recalculating Route" so we had to mute her.